Watch True Blood Episode 1: Strange Love Across the country, vampires have come 'out of the coffin' after the invention of mass-produced synthetic blood. In Louisiana, Sookie Stackhouse, a waitress with telepathic abilities, falls under the spell of a sexy vampire named Bill Compton. Runtime: 59 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 2: The First Taste Bill returns Sookie's favor by rescuing her from the Rattrays' revenge, healing the wounded waitress with his own blood and leaving her, temporarily, with heightened senses. Later, she invites him into Gran's house for a 'get-to-know-you' gathering. Runtime: 55 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 3: Mine Foiled in their attempt to 'glamour' Sookie, Malcolm, Liam and Diane retreat after Bill lays claim to her. At Merlotte's, Sam seeks a short-term remedy to his long-term loneliness, while Tara seeks respite from her mother's alcohol-fueled rage. Runtime: 53 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 4: Escape From Dragon House Another killing in Bon Temps finds Jason back in custody. Tara gets him off the hook, but neither she nor Lafayette has the antidote to his current ailment. Trying to help Jason, Sookie persuades Bill to take her to a vampire bar called Fangtasia. Runtime: 51 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 5: Sparks Fly Out Spurned by Sookie, Bill wins over Adele's church audience with his vivid recollections from the Civil War, though Andy and Bud remain suspicious. Sam tries to make the most of his opportunity with Sookie, though she's clearly not ready to commit. Runtime: 56 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 6: Cold Ground Numbed by tragedy, Sookie looks for refuge from the cacophony of her friends and neighbors' inner voices. After lashing out at his sister and decking Andy, Jason wrestles with withdrawal symptoms from his V-juice habit. Runtime: 53 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 7: Burning House of Love Sookie's painful revelation about her uncle spurs Bill into action. Despite her skepticism, Tara pays for an exorcism to purge a demon out of Lettie Mae. In search of V juice, Jason travels to Fangtasia, where he bonds with a young woman named Amy. Runtime: 54 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 8: The Fourth Man in the FireSookie tries to hold it together in the wake of another possible tragedy. Tara is amazed by Lettie Mae's turnaround, and considers similar therapy for herself after lashing out at Sookie and Sam. Jason's new squeeze charms the crowd at Merlotte's. Runtime: 57 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 9: Plaisir d'Amour Bill breaks a vampire taboo in protecting Sookie--and must pay a steep price as a result. Jason and Amy break their own taboo by kidnapping a vampire named Eddie to harvest his blood. Tara consults with Miss Jeanette about exorcising an inner demon. Runtime: 54 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 10: I Don't Wanna Know Caught in a compromising position, Sam shares a secret with an incredulous Sookie. Thinking she's been purged of her demon, Tara celebrates with Lettie Mae--but goes off the deep end when she uncovers Miss Jeanette's true intentions. Runtime: 51 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 11: To Love Is to Bury Bill fulfills the conditions of the tribunal's sentence, although he and Eric find that Jessica doesn't quite turn (out) as expected. Trying to solve the mystery behind her most recent vision, Sookie heads to a pie shop with Sam. Runtime: 54 minutes
Watch True Blood Episode 12: You'll Be the Death of Me In the season finale, Sookie finds a link to the string of killings in Bon Temps--and ends up in the murderer's crosshairs. Tara decides to make the most of her second chance with Maryann; Jason finds a new calling after receiving a jail visit. Runtime: 54 minutes
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I love you!!!!, but for real girl Jesus’s name is pronounced hey-zeus,and he is a bruja( brew ha).but keep it up girl,muah!
Emalovely143 on
September 6th, 2011 10:17 pm
“Hold on, shit’s about to be poppin’!” I could not stop laughing, that was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. And I agree with you. This season’s totally throwing me. I’ve read all the books, and understand some things are going to be thrown out, but they’re SO off from the books, it’s just the characters that are the same now. I’m disappointed completely. But I love Alcide. Debbie should’ve died like she did in the book, that’s bullshit.
bowtie000princess on
September 6th, 2011 10:43 pm
lol jesus`s name sounds like” hey-seuss” not “jesus’ just saying
mrpoopfartinmyass on
September 6th, 2011 10:56 pm
where are you from lol, i cant tell if you have like an accent kinda or not, like idk lol but im not trying to creep lol just curious
mrsCsays on
September 6th, 2011 11:42 pm
you make me miss Brittany Murphy. your like her little sister, so funny and full of life. you should act. thanks for the rant.
swimmgal on
September 7th, 2011 12:06 am
i dont watch the show but this was fucking hilarious
xxpooserlantsxx on
September 7th, 2011 12:18 am
LMFAO YOU’RE HILARIOUS !
olivetree123aso on
September 7th, 2011 12:25 am
lol i love this ! more rants! i dont watch the show but you funny as hell:)
lostanddefeated on
September 7th, 2011 1:13 am
I don’t watch this show. I really want to though, Is it worth watching? :)
Lsnow323 on
September 7th, 2011 2:07 am
Just like to say this series is based off of books called the Sookie Stackhouse Novels! there is like 14 of them!! SO NO THEY WOULDNT KILL SOOKIE OFF!!
And I just feel bad for Jessica cause she is a new vampire and she never got to experiance the badass vampire aspect of being a vampire!! So like yeah!! But I think your awesome and I want to be your best friend!! that was awkward…sorry
sorcraw95 on
September 7th, 2011 2:52 am
I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!! I totally agree with you in every topic oh my god jason is hoyts bestfran!!! Jessica is acting like such a hoe ! Tommy is fucking loser ! Sam is a bad ass now and Im kinda digging that! Tara, Suki, and Eric are annoying the shit out of me .But I love Erics face. But my absolute favorite is Lafeyette he is so fucking hilarious!
mscubana on
September 7th, 2011 3:49 am
@livcakes They’re little love scene in the snow…. WTF! I didn’t watch last night’s episode to just see a fuckin day dream in Narnia. Where the hell was the hot, “passionate, primal sex?” What a let down. Half the time I was expecting Aslan to make a cameo appearance. I am just sooooooooo bored of this couple. You’re spot on on Antonia. You gotta give props to Fiona Shaw for playing both persona’s so well, transforming a meak and mild Marnie into a vengeful, scorned Antonia. Emmy nom needed.
Mel0dyxoxo on
September 7th, 2011 4:14 am
I really love Eric and Sookie…. even if my sexy hot viking is a little…native at the moment.
Mikhally on
September 7th, 2011 4:54 am
highlight of this video,
was your random voices. (:
i dont even watch the show,
yet i love this video? <3
Zessaika on
September 7th, 2011 5:22 am
I actually love Eric & Sookie together because Bill is totally pissing me off this season. And then I agree with you about Tara, I think she pretty much served her purpose in this show and I feel like the writers are shoving her down our throats. Also, I miss the old Hoyt, but I feel bad because I ship Jessica/Jason now! Annnddd we need the old Eric back because I’ve had enough of this “sensitive” Eric with no memories.
easilyamused245 on
September 7th, 2011 5:23 am
…i love you. lmfao……….
beauty4er211 on
September 7th, 2011 5:39 am
shits about to be popin’ ahah love you <3
177Lucky on
September 7th, 2011 5:56 am
I love the old ERIC he is so cutee ! :] I hate tommy and im not into the new Bill at all… So im really wishing that the Old Eric and Sookie stay together when eric is back to normal!
Billie10023 on
September 7th, 2011 6:04 am
i dont even watch this but omg. i love hearing you rant and get annoyed its funny!
Jessenia1745277 on
September 7th, 2011 6:23 am
i don’t watch this show, but you kinda make me wanna watch it (:
dreadforks on
September 7th, 2011 6:51 am
Lafayette’s actor, OMG how well he played the possession itself and after! I so agree with most all of this rant!
urjelous01 on
September 7th, 2011 7:09 am
ugghh i haven’t watched since last season because i don’t have hbo anymore and it sounds soo good! :(
Ariinya on
September 7th, 2011 7:50 am
I read the title to quickly and thought it said ‘true blonde rant’
beforethestormx31 on
September 7th, 2011 8:29 am
i don’t even watch this show, but this made me laugh so much hahah
styleforthecamera on
September 7th, 2011 9:11 am
Like a lot of people that have watched this video, I don’t watch True Blood but you’re just so god damn funny :)
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I love you!!!!, but for real girl Jesus’s name is pronounced hey-zeus,and he is a bruja( brew ha).but keep it up girl,muah!
“Hold on, shit’s about to be poppin’!” I could not stop laughing, that was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. And I agree with you. This season’s totally throwing me. I’ve read all the books, and understand some things are going to be thrown out, but they’re SO off from the books, it’s just the characters that are the same now. I’m disappointed completely. But I love Alcide. Debbie should’ve died like she did in the book, that’s bullshit.
lol jesus`s name sounds like” hey-seuss” not “jesus’ just saying
where are you from lol, i cant tell if you have like an accent kinda or not, like idk lol but im not trying to creep lol just curious
you make me miss Brittany Murphy. your like her little sister, so funny and full of life. you should act. thanks for the rant.
i dont watch the show but this was fucking hilarious
LMFAO YOU’RE HILARIOUS !
lol i love this ! more rants! i dont watch the show but you funny as hell:)
I don’t watch this show. I really want to though, Is it worth watching? :)
Just like to say this series is based off of books called the Sookie Stackhouse Novels! there is like 14 of them!! SO NO THEY WOULDNT KILL SOOKIE OFF!!
And I just feel bad for Jessica cause she is a new vampire and she never got to experiance the badass vampire aspect of being a vampire!! So like yeah!! But I think your awesome and I want to be your best friend!! that was awkward…sorry
I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!! I totally agree with you in every topic oh my god jason is hoyts bestfran!!! Jessica is acting like such a hoe ! Tommy is fucking loser ! Sam is a bad ass now and Im kinda digging that! Tara, Suki, and Eric are annoying the shit out of me .But I love Erics face. But my absolute favorite is Lafeyette he is so fucking hilarious!
@livcakes They’re little love scene in the snow…. WTF! I didn’t watch last night’s episode to just see a fuckin day dream in Narnia. Where the hell was the hot, “passionate, primal sex?” What a let down. Half the time I was expecting Aslan to make a cameo appearance. I am just sooooooooo bored of this couple. You’re spot on on Antonia. You gotta give props to Fiona Shaw for playing both persona’s so well, transforming a meak and mild Marnie into a vengeful, scorned Antonia. Emmy nom needed.
I really love Eric and Sookie…. even if my sexy hot viking is a little…native at the moment.
highlight of this video,
was your random voices. (:
i dont even watch the show,
yet i love this video? <3
I actually love Eric & Sookie together because Bill is totally pissing me off this season. And then I agree with you about Tara, I think she pretty much served her purpose in this show and I feel like the writers are shoving her down our throats. Also, I miss the old Hoyt, but I feel bad because I ship Jessica/Jason now! Annnddd we need the old Eric back because I’ve had enough of this “sensitive” Eric with no memories.
…i love you. lmfao……….
shits about to be popin’ ahah love you <3
I love the old ERIC he is so cutee ! :] I hate tommy and im not into the new Bill at all… So im really wishing that the Old Eric and Sookie stay together when eric is back to normal!
i dont even watch this but omg. i love hearing you rant and get annoyed its funny!
i don’t watch this show, but you kinda make me wanna watch it (:
Lafayette’s actor, OMG how well he played the possession itself and after! I so agree with most all of this rant!
ugghh i haven’t watched since last season because i don’t have hbo anymore and it sounds soo good! :(
I read the title to quickly and thought it said ‘true blonde rant’
i don’t even watch this show, but this made me laugh so much hahah
Like a lot of people that have watched this video, I don’t watch True Blood but you’re just so god damn funny :)